About Me

• Q: How old are you?
  A: 23.
• Q: What is your sexual orientation?
  A: Straight.
• Q: Are you single?
  A: Yes I am.
• Q: How big of a freak are you?
  A: Does this question not have an obvious answer already. Clearly I’m a huge freak. You wouldn’t have even asked this question, if you didn’t think I was a freak already.
• Q: What’s the freakiest thing you’ve ever done?
  A: Have sex. There’s nothing freakier than sexual intercourse.

Measurements

• Q: How tall are you?
  A: 6’1”
• Q: How much do you weigh?
  A: 160 lbs.
• Q: You’re skinny.
  A: O? I wasn’t aware.
• Q: What size shoe do you wear?
  A: Between 12 and 13. Depends on the brand.

Contact Me

• Q: Skype
  A: TheMonsterBD
• Q: Facebook
  A: No
• Q: Instagram
  A: @Ask_Me

Tumblr Related

• Q: Why don’t you like anonymous questions?
  A: I don’t dislike anonymous questions really, I really just don’t understand why people only want to be freaky when they’re anonymous. That’s corny…
• Q: Do you follow everyone back?
  A:  I used to. Not so much anymore.
• Q: How do you know who unfollows you?
  A: It’s a browser app/extension called XKit. (http://www.xkit.info)
• Q: What does your tumblr name mean?
  A: It doesn’t really mean anything, it’s just some random thing I came up with.
• Q: Anonymous: Can you ___?; Will you ____?; You should __!; Do ___ now!
  A: No…No…Hell no. FUCK YOU AND YA MAMA! -_-

My Pics and Videos

• Q: Can I see your face pics?
  A: Follow my Instagram.
• Q: Can you post a pic of your ass?
  A: No.
• Q:Why won’t you post a pic of your ass?
  A: Because I don’t want to.

Other Things

• Q: You should have more self respect for yourself.
  A: Shut…the…fuck…up…
• Q: I wish you were gay!
  A: … -_-
• Q: Who made your banner?
  A: I did.
• Q: Can you make me a banner?
  A: No.